2. eating large bags of noisy candy during classes. and only sharing with jack, of world religions.
3. meghan mullin being the mob boss of my apartment.
4. hanging out at the junkyard, the coolest place in rexburg. so 90s, i can hardly take it.
5. as much as chanel is my idol, trying to make this happen. this is NOT going to happen.
6. small, pink darth vader
7. an asian and jamaican i know getting married. and naming their child jamasian. as in, "hi. i am half jamaican and half asian. my name is, therefore, jamasian." this is real.
8. when you text something hilariously embarrassing to a boy by mistake. My recent favorite is kortney, meaning to text alex, texting brady, "nothing like chillin on the couch in sweat pants like a beached whale on a Friday night."
9. stalking people who straight up hate us, who we straight up love, who straight up dont know we're kidding and are probably straight up scared and will most likely be executing a restraining order against us shortly.
10. Rita of arrested development. funniest television character i have yet seen.