hell oh here we go.

up is down

bite not right
sit is stand
side to side
blink is blank
black ate white
hack is had
bang to night

eleanor hardwick.

audrey hepbizzle

all found via google images.

oh, is it two twenty three a.m? oh do i have to wake up at 7? oh was i supposed to be moved across the country already? oh do i still not have a car? oh have i still not done my taxes? oh am i still on the intranet? oh do i have a five page to do list for tomorrow? oh. cool. good night beautiful internet, stop ruining my life.